I was not born with superpowers.

I do, however, possess extremely large testicles.

Fearlessness

“Only the stupid man has no fear of death” –Sun Tzu

While many will not consider taking risks in the realm of the unknown, as Danger Man, I assess the risks and move forward if I judge my ability equal to the challenge.

I have climbed bridges to their summit, leapt across rooftops, and scaled buildings above drops of hundreds of feet.  I do none of this because I am foolish.  I do the unrealistic because I do not allow fear to override my faith in my ability.

 

Parkour

I practice the art of Parkour, which is the study of momentum.  I train every day to keep my body in the physical shape this discipline requires, and through its use I have learned that life is not about stopping at obstacles.  It is about traversing them.

Guerilla Marketing

I get peoples attention, and I enjoy it.

Some of my clients hire me to simply hand out fliers in a crowd.  Others want comprehensive smartphone campaigns, with interactive treasure hunts and onsite geocache-hidden coupons that are only accessible by those who have the wit to decipher my treasure maps.

I have pioneered the field of Superhero-Themed Guerilla Marketing, precisely because I am fearless.